Archive for November, 2006

burning dinosaurs

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006

Let me be straight with you: I enjoy a good metaphor. In being a good San Franciscan, I try to minimize my driving habits whenever possible, and recently have been thinking about the implications of burning fossil fuels. And what does one think of when one thinks of fossils?

Dinosaurs. Obviously.

Thus, “burning dinosaurs” has been of great interest to me lately, so how excited was I to find this article at Google Answers? Let’s just say that my intellectual appetite has been satiated for the afternoon.

best opening paragraph… ever.

Sunday, November 26th, 2006

Courtesey of USA Today (always a respected source for medical news):

If uteruses had windows, doctors would have a relatively easy time keeping an eye on how fetuses coped with their end of the birth process.

I don’t think I’ve read a more powerful opening line in a long, long time. Way to go, USA Today.

“home”

Saturday, November 25th, 2006

Once upon a time I was a high school senior, sitting though AP English in a concrete building situated just a few miles from the Southern California coast. It was one of those times in your life where you feel as though you’re fairly grown up because you are, after all, at the top of the heap. Only later do you actually realize that the heap is actually a small pile, but you thrive in your self-importance while ignoring the impending change in status that will follow with a move to another town for a college education.

On one particular afternoon, the teacher of this particular literature class spoke about what it meant to be “home”. The teacher went on: “you can never return home once you’ve left”. This was, of course, attached to some piece of literature but the thought resonated with me. One leaves for college, or work, or to start a new family and instantaneously, the meanings associated with what used to be “home” change.

It’s been six years since that English teacher imparted those words of wisdom upon the class, but only recently has it really sunk in. I’ve spent the last five days at my parents’ house and I simply cannot wait to return to the city. While I enjoy the seemingly-endless amount of free food and a chance to reconnect with my local relatives, I can only handle so much.

T-minus three and a half hours until I leave for another month or three.

…because my brother is awesome.

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

So Paul posted a little present on my MySpace profile and because it’s so awesome, I have decided to put it here too:

This Toad is Racist Against Babies

This image is from Animals Have Problems Too and is only one of many real pieces of work, including (but certainly not limited to):

Thanks Paul, you’re the best.